dog in progress

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stre-e-e-e-e-ech

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peanut butter jelly time

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catching bugs

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woof

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flashback

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caught

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ice cream

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Hottie

2007-05-12T14:31:00.000-07:00

I'm hot. Hot hot hot hot hot. I got a bath today too. But I'm still hot. It's not awesome at all.

Harrrrrrd

2007-05-02T06:26:00.000-07:00

Dude, it's been about a month since I last wrote. I was a kid back then. God, my last post is so embarassing. I'm almost five now. Dog years, bro. Dog years.

So I totally grabbed a beer the other night while my roommates were distracted. Dude, they were so uncool about it. What are they, the Feds? Well, I don't need their totally narc-ey brand of Big Brotherism. Narcs.
*me and my Tecate*
*me drinking a beer*

So I killed my first moose the other day, too - it was no big deal.

*me, a cold-blooded killer of meese*
*me and my prey*

Got me a camel, too.
They don't run as fast as they like to think they do.
*me after catching the camel*

I ripped its head clean off...lousy camel.

*my narc-ey roommate and the camel with its head ripped off*

And I laaaaughed.
So don't mess with me. I'm hard.

*me being hard*

Yeah, I ain't no stinkin' pupp...ohmygodohmygodohmyGOD WHOA! Is that a CARDBOARD TUBE?!? Those are the absolute AWESOMEIST!

Lila Bean There, Done That

2007-04-03T20:37:00.000-07:00

We've finally embraced 2007 around here which means we got DSL and I can post pictures till I barf.

Which I do. Often. It's the awesomest!

*Me begging*

*Me running so fast you probably can't even see me*

*Me doing yoga*

*Me working out my teeth muscles*

In Like a Lamb, Out Like a Lila

2007-03-02T06:24:00.000-08:00

I'm getting smarter every day. I think it was the spaying that did it. I feel much more focused now. I spend more time lying around in the sun and less time chasing boys these days. Except Peter, of course. I'd chase Peter till the cows came home. (Then I'd chase the cows.)

Here are some pictures of the new, smarter, less boy-crazy, all-around more awesomer me:
*Technically I'm not up on the mattresses*

*Me coincidentally seated next to a table laden with food*

*me actually being allowed on the bed. (I outsmarted my roommates with cuteness.)*

From A(wesome) to Z(oe)

2007-02-11T09:17:00.000-08:00

My friend Zoe is the awesomeist! Someday I want to be gigantic and fluffy, just like her. She's so cool that she drinks her water while lying down. Even Peter doesn't do that!

The only thing is, she's a little bossy.

*Me with my head in Zoe's mouth*
*Me hiding from Zoe*

I Am Woman, Hear Me Growl

2007-01-22T20:03:00.000-08:00

I got spayed a week and a half ago.
I'm a woman now.

*me before getting spayed*

*me after getting spayed*

Putting the Pee in Peter

2007-01-09T08:31:00.000-08:00

My best friend Peter is visiting from Ohio. He's the awesomeist! He's SO TALL! I'm never so inspired to make happy leaks for other people as I am for him (swoon!).

I'm going to marry him when I grow up.

*me looking up at Peter*

*me and Peter*

*me and Peter reading magazines and having tea (my tail is moving so fast in this picture that it's just a blur. That's how much we love each other.)*

What a Way to Make a Living

2007-01-08T11:38:00.000-08:00

I got to go to work with one of my roommates today. I don't know why she complains about it so much. As far as I could tell, all it involves is a lot of licking, biting, and peeing on things. I'd love to get paid for that. True story. But then again, I'm totally a natural at all of them. I guess if they don't come naturally to a person, they might not be as enjoyable.

*Me trying to get my foot in the door*

Peas in a Pod

2007-01-03T08:07:00.001-08:00

*me and Grandpa*

Grandpa and I are both very well-behaved. Neither one of us tried to eat the Christmas tree this year.

But I'm pretty sure he thought about it.

Legally Brindle

2006-12-30T13:39:00.000-08:00

Okay, so the holidays were so jam-packed with things to do and smell and bark wildly at that I just haven't had time to write! True story!

One of my roommates had her parents come to visit for a week. It was the awesomeist! They were pretty tall and they brought me all kinds of toys and legal chewies and they smelled really, really interesting. Also, they taught me the awesomeist game where one of my roommates throws cookies around on the floor and I chase them!

The cookies. Not my roommates.

*me with a legal chewie I got for Christmas*

Working on all those legal chewies on Christmas morning plum wore me out. Especially the Kong, which kicks my puppy ass, pardon my French.

*me with my ass kicked*

So, also, this weekend I helped with some landscaping by carrying around a 6-foot-long dead palm frond that fell off our palm tree, and I helped one of my roommates build a giant chain-link box in the backyard! I don't know what it's for! My other roommate likes to give him busywork from time to time - probably to keep him from bothering the Neighbor.

Other Roommate: "Hey! Why don't you go build a giant chain-link box with no actual function in the backyard! It would be the awesomeist!"

But you know, I don't give two wookie growls what the reason is. Actual function or not, we had fun galore! And whatever makes my roommate happy makes my tail wag! And makes me want to lick stuff! And bite it! Yeah! True story!

*me and my roommate digging for the giant chain-link box*

Also, I learned how to bark to make the door open this week. It's the awesomeist! It's better than having opposable thumbs!

Weed-eater

2006-12-19T13:20:00.000-08:00

I love my new yard! It's loaded with interesting smells.

*Me in my new yard. (I think I look very mature in this picture)*

True Story!

2006-12-19T12:42:00.000-08:00

I've been in my new digs for about ten days now! True story! I'm settling in. Figuring out what's okay to eat. And what's not.

*Me in my new digs*

My new roommates are the awesomeist!

*Me and one of my roommates*

We do a lot of stuff together! Like go sit at the corner and watch trucks! It's the awesomeist! Actually, it's sort of alarming. But I try to make them feel good about it. They seem like nice kids. I think we're going to have the awesomeist time together! True story!